We’re back with a brand new Chinese buffet-style episode where we taste a little of all the topics and they’re all delicious! We watch JUMANJI: Welcome To The Jungle with our double main man, The Rock, Netflix’s “End of the F***ing World”, talk about the NBA and NHL All-Star Games and plenty more! Available wherever you get your podcasts so listen, subscribe, review and share with your besties!
We’ve got another brand new episode for you and, boy howdy, is it a doozy. We close up the Six Weeks of Horror with the original SAW, check out ABC’s new series THE MAYOR, check the progress on all of the sports and even throw in a little WWE action! And if you thought that was all, you’re sincerely mistaken as the boys get into serious chicken nugget conversation including Gomez grading all the new offerings from our favorite fast food locations! You better be sitting down for this one, but even if you have the whole seat, you’ll only need the edge of it!
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Dead man walking. You’ve done it now. You’ve gone and made a big mistake. I can’t allow for you to think you can just walk away. So turn around and face the piper you’re gonna pay. ‘Cause the end is now. This is gonna be your judgment day. A cheap shot, that’s the way you play the game. I was blindsided, things will never, ever be the same. Nice guys, it’s said they always finish last. But badasses, always kicking assholes’ ass. You’re gonna pay, you’re gonna pay. There’s no forgiveness this time. You’re gonna pay, you’re gonna pay. It’s my business, your mind. You’re gonna pay, you’re gonna pay. I’m burning these ones to the ground. You’re gonna pay, you’re gonna pay. I’m gonna bring you down. You’re gonna pay, you’re gonna pay. You’re gonna pay, you’re gonna pay.
We’ve made it a full year! Episode 52 is upon us and this week, we’re talking the latest entry in the DCEU (whatever the fuck that is): WONDER WOMAN. We go over the story, performances, what else we know of the character and more! And, as with all of our episodes, the latest banter including more NHL Playoffs, NBA Playoffs, Charles Barkley, favorite sneakers, Top Beastie Boys songs and more. Celebrate a year of Car JoeMez goodness by listening wherever you get your podcasts!
We have a helluva episode for you this week. We update the progress of the NHL playoffs and why Joe’s a hockey genius, why we love watching greatness in sports, why Joe says you can’t have it both ways with the mixing of politics and sports, follow up on the biggest bands of 1999-2000 and why neither of us saw BAYWATCH or PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN.
We then catch up with some movies from this year including xXx: THE RETURN OF XANDER CAGE, LOGAN NOIR and the live-action BEAUTY AND THE BEAST.
Talk about The Office, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Master of None, Who’s The Boss, Diff’rent Strokes, Millie Bobby Brown, Offspring songs and more. It’s a loaded episode. You’ll love it.
It’s a brand new episode to begin your work week! This week, we’re talking all things ROBOCOP! We’ve both been huge fans since childhood and you really can’t believe just how expansive the Robocop universe is! We’re also talking more NHL Playoffs, the Mets falling apart, Gomez finally finishes the latest Netflix Marvel series, Iron Fist, binge culture and the ESPN layoffs and how the affects the profession moving forward along with mirroring retail jobs. It’s a thought-provoking episode of the show. Enjoy!
We talk about all of the things this week! Our “Previously On…” segment is a clip from the original THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS. We begin with some follow-up on the NHL Playoffs and why Joe says the comparison between Sidney Crosby and Alexander Ovechkin should be put to rest. Ovechkin then gets compared to Carmelo Anthony and the guys talk about how important a championship is to a Hall of Fame resume. They talk about the semi-recent fad of star players bouncing around on teams near the end of their careers to chase a ring. Dan Marino versus Drew Brees: who you got? Derek Jeter and Jeb Bush buy the Marlins. We update you on Jimmer Fredette and Stephon Marbury’s Chinese Adventures. Would you like to be the MVP of China? Joe wants to be the White Mamba. Jimmer Fredette vs. Eric Thames: who you got? Is Ichiro the real hit king? How do we fix baseball? Gomez is a stupid liar. We watch and discuss the greatness of PURPLE RAIN and remember the genius of Prince. Do Morris Day and Jerome steal the show? Apollonia vs. Samantha Fox: who you got? Prince’s dad wants to talk to Samson. Prince makes Batman sound sexy. Should Taylor Swift do the soundtrack for BLACK PANTHER? Prom night dumpsters. NKOTB vs. The Time: who you got? Don’t send us angry nudes. Prince is dead ass about being purified in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. Prince lives the gimmick…and also at home. Prince vs. Lamar Latrell: who you got? Joe wants a brass waterbed. How did the new Netflix show 13 REASONS WHY get made? Poor Wendy and Lisa. Did The Kid spend the rest of his life in that club? How does the movie stack up on our main man standings? PURPLE RAIN vs. SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER: who you got? The Big Finish: Top 3 Wrestling Managers! Joe tells some old wrestling locker room stories including when he wrestled legendary tag team: DEMOLITION! Like us on Facebook facebook.com/carjoemez! Twitter: @CarJoeMez, e-mail CarJoemez@gmail.com.
Happy Monday! To welcome you back to the work week, we bestow upon you the latest episode in our never-ending saga to ingest entertainment, our 45th edition, it’s us discussing one of our favorite series, The Fast & The Furious, but specifically, the latest installment, THE FATE OF THE FURIOUS! How did it stack up on our Main Man Standings? How terrific is the Rock and Jason Statham? How great is “Danza Kuduro” from Fast 5? Another fun time spent with your favorite podcast hosts! Enjoy!
We didn’t quit. Just got delayed. But Ep. 44 is finally here! We begin with a little NHL playoffs talk, discuss the whole United Airlines situation, compare Sidney Crosby and Brandon Dubinsky to Sonic The Hedgehog and Dr. Robotnik and tell some stories before getting to our main portion: detailing The Mighty Ducks trilogy! The Big Finish: top Pop-Tarts flavors! Listen on iTunes, Soundcloud, Stitcher or wherever you get your podcasts and subscribe, rate, review and share with a pal!
Welcome to the Wednesday edition of the Daily Cartoon on Car JoeMez! We’ve got something…something for you today so let’s get the other stuff out of the way quickly.
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In 1992, Disney released a movie called THE MIGHTY DUCKS that featured a ragtag group of Pee-Wee hockey playing underdog kids from Minnesota overcoming the odds and defeating the much more talented and wealthy team from a neighboring district all under the guidance of Emilio Estevez who was sporting some great fucking hair.