Daily Cartoon: GI Joe Ep. 5 “The M.A.S.S. Device, Part 5: A Stake in the Serpent’s Heart”

Welcome to the thrilling conclusion of our dive into the original mini-series that ended up being the springboard for GI Joe becoming a full-on phenomenon in the mid-80s! It’s been a very fun to look back and watch these episodes for the first time in decades and I’m sure the closer will deliver today.

I’m not even just saying this stuff to kiss the people at Hasbro’s ass either. I mean, if they want to send me some of those new Classified Series figures to review on my YouTube channel that would be great, but I’ve already been opening my wallet a bit for those anyway. (You should too. They are really spectacular.)

Back to today: we’re in the final chapter of this intro and the Joes, despite Scarlett being kidnapped by Destro, feel like they finally have a shot of being able to defeat Cobra by having collecting all three of the necessary catalytic elements needed by Dr. Vandermeer to power his own M.A.S.S. Device.

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X-Men Vintage Action Figures Unboxing

Your boy scooped up some vintage X-Men figures in an online auction recently and couldn’t wait to show them off! Head on over to the YouTube and check out the latest retro unboxing video and be sure to subscribe and leave some feedback in the comments!

Car JoeMeZ Hot Cartoon Ladies Tournament!

In the spirit of March Madness, we’ve put together the most important tournament that has ever existed. Ever. Officially.

We told you to head to our Twitter and vote on what you wanted us to run a bracket of and – shockingly – we had a tie! Cartoons tied with 90s Girls so we decided to mash those up and present:

The Car JoeMeZ Hot Cartoon Ladies Tournament!

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Print out your bracket, fill it out and get in on the action. Each character matches up to a team in the NCAA Tournament so choose wisely! We’ll also be posting all the matchups on Twitter for you to vote on so we can see a fan consensus!

Stay tuned to the upcoming episodes of The Car JoeMeZ Podcast to hear our expert analysis and all the twists, turns, upsets and heartbreak that come along!

Ep. 76: “Fish Man F**** A Mute Lady: The Major Motion Picture”

After missing a week due to all sorts of travel chicanery, the Clown Princes of Saturday are back with their most anticipated episode to date: “Fish Man Fucks A Mute Lady: The Major Motion Picture”! They finally get around to seeing the critically-acclaimed The Shape of Water and spend a lot of time breaking it all down. There’s a lot of meat on the bone that is this episode, but after hearing us talk about this movie for the past 6 weeks or so, we know why you’re tuning in.

Listen anywhere you get podcasts: iTunesGoogle PlayPodbean

Ep. 69: “Nice”

Greetings friends and compatriots! You’re double-nice men are back with another nice episode of your favorite nicecast! Now that we’ve hit the milestone of 69 nice episodes, we make it clear that it only gets nicer from here on out! This week we’re talking NXT TakeOver: WarGames, WWE Survivor Series, some NFL including the TV use of the “Madden Cam” and, of course, what your boys thought of the latest installment of the DCEU: JUSTICE LEAGUE! Mr. Nice or Mr. Not-Nice?

Find us across all formats and remember to subscribe, review and share with your mates!

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Also, remember to get in our Stranger Things Funko Pop Giveaway by leaving an iTunes review!

Ep. 67: Thor Ragnarokin’ & Rollin’!

A brand new episode is upon you and – once again – we give you everything that made up the most important parts of everything in the world! We’re talking Thor: Ragnarok, ESPN’s 30 for 30 documentary on Ric Flair titled “Nature Boy”, Demi Lovato’s Instagram, Creepy Jonathan from Stranger Thing’s love life and new movie and tons more! Listen across all platforms and remember to subscribe, review and keep those five-star iTunes reviews coming to be entered to win a Funko Pop exclusive Stranger Things figure!

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Ep. 64: The Evil Dead

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo…pop, POP! It’s a brand new episode and we continue the Six Weeks of Horror with a couple of “classic” offerings: EVIL DEAD 2 and ARMY OF DARKNESS. We also check out the new ABC series, MARVEL’S INHUMANS and discuss our new adopted teams, the Milwaukee Bucks and Calgary Flames. Some “This Week in Funko”, Jason Kidd looking like Triple H and and a whole lot more is packed in for your listening pleasure this week. Find across all formats and enjoy!

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Episode 54: Sequels

Who likes good news? Everyone? Well, good news, everyone! A brand new episode is upon you and we’re talking about all of the things! New Oreo flavors! Funko Pop figures! The sports! And our favorite sequels! It’s action packed! You may own an entire seat, but you’ll only need the edge of it!

Daily Cartoon! THE AVENGERS: EARTH’S MIGHTIEST HEROES: S.2,E.13: “Along Came A Spider”

What’s up everybody? I haven’t done this since Adam West died, but I’ve done some baseball in between that I hope you’ve been enjoying. In the interest of keeping up with

current events, though, I thought it was high time to do another cartoon review to coincide with the new release of SPIDER-MAN HOMECOMING. Spoiler, since there’s no podcast anymore, it’s good! I’d give it a…hmmm…quadruple main man! Four stars! It’s not a perfect movie, but I think they did about as good a job with re-introducing Spidey to fans since he’s been the odd man out during this entire MCU build.

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Episode 52: Wonder Woman

We’ve made it a full year! Episode 52 is upon us and this week, we’re talking the latest entry in the DCEU (whatever the fuck that is): WONDER WOMAN. We go over the story, performances, what else we know of the character and more! And, as with all of our episodes, the latest banter including more NHL Playoffs, NBA Playoffs, Charles Barkley, favorite sneakers, Top Beastie Boys songs and more. Celebrate a year of Car JoeMez goodness by listening wherever you get your podcasts!