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Ep. 20 : “Treehouse of Horror”

This week’s episode was action-packed! We start off talking about the new season of THE WALKING DEAD and the new Lady Gaga album, “Joanne” in addition to our memories of the Columbia House CD club.

Then the six weeks of horror continue with TUCKER & DALE VS. EVIL and a Halloween episode of “Castle”!

This week’s main event has the boys tackle every Simpsons’ Treehouse of Horror special ever including an attempted rating before concluding with the Big Finish and our first ever on-air fight!

MeZ Tries New Sh*t: 4 New Flavors of Pop Tarts!!

The other day I saw a commercial for two new pop tart flavors;  A&W Root Beer and Crush Orange. Immediately I put on some pants and ran to the supermarket. When I got there I was greeted with a sale on Pop Tarts and 2 more new flavors! What a wonderful day!4 boxesMmmmmmmmm! Let’s open these bad boys up and give ’em a taste.

I started with Crush Orange.

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Yea… I ain’t feeling this one. Let’s try another one. Root Beer, I choose you!

 I don’t drink a lot of soda but when I do, Root Beer is one of my favs.

hmmmm… I don’t hate this one. It’s actually not bad. BUT I don’t love it either. It’s OK.

Next up is Chocolatey Caramel.

It’s the most basic of all the flavors today. It has to be good… right?

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How can this be the worst one!? ugh! Terrible. It’s like a fake chocolatey taste. yuck!  Bacon, please save me!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! It tastes like those fake Bac~Os everyone used to eat before Bacon became the hot shit. Thank god all these pop tarts were on sale!

Final Verdict:

I will never eat these pop tarts again. Maybeeeee if I was starving and had nothing else to eat, I would eat the Root Beer ones. But I gotta be pretty damn hungry for that to happen. All four flavors get a Batista Man thumbs down!!

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