Ep. 53: “Going Out Of Business”

Dead man walking. You’ve done it now. You’ve gone and made a big mistake. I can’t allow for you to think you can just walk away. So turn around and face the piper you’re gonna pay.  ‘Cause the end is now. This is gonna be your judgment day. A cheap shot, that’s the way you play the game. I was blindsided, things will never, ever be the same. Nice guys, it’s said they always finish last. But badasses, always kicking assholes’ ass. You’re gonna pay, you’re gonna pay. There’s no forgiveness this time. You’re gonna pay, you’re gonna pay. It’s my business, your mind. You’re gonna pay, you’re gonna pay. I’m burning these ones to the ground. You’re gonna pay, you’re gonna pay. I’m gonna bring you down. You’re gonna pay, you’re gonna pay. You’re gonna pay, you’re gonna pay.

Episode 52: Wonder Woman

We’ve made it a full year! Episode 52 is upon us and this week, we’re talking the latest entry in the DCEU (whatever the fuck that is): WONDER WOMAN. We go over the story, performances, what else we know of the character and more! And, as with all of our episodes, the latest banter including more NHL Playoffs, NBA Playoffs, Charles Barkley, favorite sneakers, Top Beastie Boys songs and more. Celebrate a year of Car JoeMez goodness by listening wherever you get your podcasts!

Joe Meets Gaston!

For the second straight episode, Joe has meet someone who played a huge role in his life: Gaston: hero to all of France and top guy in BEAUTY IN THE BEAST. 

This was taken at Magic Kingdom in 2015 where him and I exchanged haircare tips and checked out chicks. A good time was had by all. 


To listen to this week’s episode where we discuss Gaston and the recent, live-action BEAUTY AND THE BEAST:

Ep. 51: Movie Catch-Up

We have a helluva episode for you this week. We update the progress of the NHL playoffs and why Joe’s a hockey genius, why we love watching greatness in sports, why Joe says you can’t have it both ways with the mixing of politics and sports, follow up on the biggest bands of 1999-2000 and why neither of us saw BAYWATCH or PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN.

We then catch up with some movies from this year including xXx: THE RETURN OF XANDER CAGE, LOGAN NOIR and the live-action BEAUTY AND THE BEAST.

Talk about The OfficeUnbreakable Kimmy SchmidtMaster of None, Who’s The Boss, Diff’rent Strokes, Millie Bobby Brown, Offspring songs and more. It’s a loaded episode. You’ll love it.

Joe Meets Skeletor!

As promised on this week’s episode of the podcast, here’s my picture with Skeletor, Overlord of Evil! I believe the year was 1984 and I was just a young buck with a dime in my pocket and a dream in my heart. He-Man and Skeletor did an appearance at my local toy store and my mom was fetch enough to take me to meet my heroes.

It boggled my mind at the time that these two adversaries could just stand next to each other and take pictures like all was fine and Skeletor hadn’t tried to take over Castle Grayskull like a hundred times in the past, but whatever. I was in no position to argue with getting a good photo op.

As the years passed, this has become of – if not THE – best photos of my childhood. I absolutely love this in all of the possible ways that can be imagined. It’s not everyday you get to meet your heroes and Skeletor definitely did not disappoint. After being assured that Skeletor would not capture and imprison me in the dungeons of Snake Mountain, he lifted up this chubby little cub all stuffed with fluff and proved himself to be a true Master of the Universe. What a time to be alive.

To listen to the episode:

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Ep. 50: He-Man & The Masters Of The Universe

Joe finally got his wish! After begging for almost a full year, Gomez finally relented and the boys talk all things He-Man! From the humble beginnings of a hopeful toyline to the massive phenomenon of a hit cartoon series and everything after, we discuss it all. Also this week, late 90s/early 2000s music, Fuck/Marry/Kill, NHL Playoffs and the usual banter. Check it out on iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud and/or Google Play or wherever you get your podcasts! Enjoy!

Ep. 49: The Show About Nothing

With nothing really going on, this week we just turn on the mics and start talking. And keep talking. About…things. A lot of things. Good things. Bad things. Evil shenanigans! Have a listen and remember to subscribe, rate and review.