MeZ Tries New Sh*t: 4 New Flavors of Pop Tarts!!

The other day I saw a commercial for two new pop tart flavors;  A&W Root Beer and Crush Orange. Immediately I put on some pants and ran to the supermarket. When I got there I was greeted with a sale on Pop Tarts and 2 more new flavors! What a wonderful day!4 boxesMmmmmmmmm! Let’s open these bad boys up and give ’em a taste.

I started with Crush Orange.

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Yea… I ain’t feeling this one. Let’s try another one. Root Beer, I choose you!

 I don’t drink a lot of soda but when I do, Root Beer is one of my favs.

hmmmm… I don’t hate this one. It’s actually not bad. BUT I don’t love it either. It’s OK.

Next up is Chocolatey Caramel.

It’s the most basic of all the flavors today. It has to be good… right?

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How can this be the worst one!? ugh! Terrible. It’s like a fake chocolatey taste. yuck!  Bacon, please save me!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! It tastes like those fake Bac~Os everyone used to eat before Bacon became the hot shit. Thank god all these pop tarts were on sale!

Final Verdict:

I will never eat these pop tarts again. Maybeeeee if I was starving and had nothing else to eat, I would eat the Root Beer ones. But I gotta be pretty damn hungry for that to happen. All four flavors get a Batista Man thumbs down!!

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